We have a pest problem. And it definitely qualifies as a
problem.
Two Saturday nights ago, around 11:30, I walk into the kitchen for a drink. There, all over the kitchen counter, are mouse droppings. Yeah-- yuck. So we start sanitizing EVERYTHING and in the process find more and more signs of rodents. It grosses me out just to think about it because we are in the habit of cleaning up after ourselves. Anyway, we pull out the fridge and oven, and find the hole. Juan makes a quick pre-midnight run to CVS or somewhere and gets some Epoxy to fill in the hole. We then spend the next two hours completely sanitizing the kitchen. Well, we set traps that night and eventually caught two mice.
However, we are
still finding droppings on our COUNTERTOPS on a daily basis. It's so disgusting. We thought if we moved the traps to stovetop and under the fruit bowl, we would eventually catch the little buggers. Nope. I personally think it's just one little mouse that keeps taunting us with the poop he leaves right next to the traps. I hate his little games! He actually has de-baited the traps twice now without setting them off. We are getting more and more desperate for solutions, but are not quite to the point of getting a cat. (By the way, the ultrasonic sensors DO NOT WORK! Don't waste your money like we did.) The next plan of attack is through a rat zapper as well as a heavy dousing of peppermint oil throughout our entire house.
Okay, so the beginning of that battle was two Saturdays ago.
Well, exactly one week and 10 minutes after we discovered the mouse problem, we were watching a movie in bed when I saw something moving in the hall. I thought I had just imagined it and looked back at the TV screen. Then, all of the sudden, there really
was something in the hall... and it was flying.
We had a bat. A real, live BAT in our house.
Of course, I lost all control and screamed, slamming our bedroom door shut. Juan was a little bit more calm. Unfortunately, I didn't think ahead. All the sudden, I realized that the girls' bedroom doors were both open and that the bat had complete access to them. Our conversation went something like this:
Me:
What do we do-whatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedo?!!
Juan (laughing):
I don't know, but we've got to do something. (Just then the bat flew into Siena's room.)
Me:
Okay, so I think we need to close the girls' doors first.
(Juan then dashed across the hall into Siena's room, which, luckily, scared the bat away, and closed the door until there was just a crack to speak through.)
Me:
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea! (I go through our closet and pull out two heavy hoodies, Juan's pants, a hat, Juan's shoes and some socks for gloves.)
Juan:
WHAT are you doing? Socks are not going to stop the bat. We have to use something else. (The bat had come back and started flying at the door, over and over again, like he was charging at me.)
Me:
Okay, I'll use this big basket then. (I'm such a nerd.)
Juan:
Not going to happen. Just use those big towels and we'll try to capture it underneath. And let's open the windows in case he decides to leave on his own....the following 25 minutes or so were spent doing just that, all the while wearing the winter clothes that I had coordinated for the event. By the way, it was about 80 degrees in our bedroom.
Eventually, I had to leave the room before I woke up the entire neighborhood with my screaming/laughing. (I had already woken up both of the girls.) As I was closing the door on my way out, I asked Juan if his feelings would be hurt if I left him to fight the bat by himself. He said he was a grown man and could handle it, so I let him finish the dirty work. Minutes went by, but it seemed like FOREVER! Finally, he was able to trap the bat on our windowsill with the towel; he then threw the towel, bat and all, out the window and there it lay for two whole days. (Eventually, the only way I was able to pick up the towel was with a stick, and
only after Juan had examined it for bats. Gross!)
The rest of the night was spent searching every inch of our house for guano (bat poop), which we did find... on all three floors of the house. Again, GROSS!
Luckily, we able to see the humor in the whole scenario at the time and took a picture of our vampire-slaying getup. (This was taken after we won the battle, so I don't quite know why I chose NOT to smile for the picture.)

Three large cans of LYSOL Disinfectant now have a permanent spot in our cleaning supplies cupboard now and the assumed place of entry in the kitchen vent has been stuffed with aluminum foil. Mice and Bats-1: Juan and Stacia-1